Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Note


 
Dear Hopeful,

You do not own the street outside your house. The council does. If they didn’t want me to park on the street, they would have a sign saying so. So no, you can’t have my car towed. And in case you didn’t know, you have a community mailbox. That means that only you and the mailman can put things in and take things out. So in the unlikely event that anyone was going to give you $20 for their right to park on a suburban street, they can’t put it in your mailbox.

Yours sincerely,

Miss ‘likely to park outside your house a lot in the future’.

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